Just kidding! There is no good news. There's never good news. Only shit news.
Here is a tiny selection of the massive amount of receipt paper doodles I' remove from my work trouser pockets before putting them in the washing machine. I never get time to finish my receipt paper doodles....customers always interrupting. Bastards. Will post more when I find them lurking around.
this guy works in a gas station
melty skull face
squiggle monster and songbird
I believe this is a man who's face is melting
Working in retail fulfills my soul to the maximum.